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In training for [latest stupid race]
If you're not sweating, you're doing it wrong
Runners - ignoring doctors since forever
"Running my ass off" is just an expression
Runners: we suck at basketball
A vacation without a race is just bad planning
Yes, I did name my watch.
My warmup includes waiting for satellites
I run because the alternative is choking people
I run because I treat chocolate like a food group
Running is stupid
Be a runner or wear skinny-leg jeans?
Not tonight, honey. I have a long-run in the morning.
Cupcake = 310 calories. 5k run = 310 calories.
Bloody Mary = 120 calories. 1 mile run = 120 calories.
Margarita = 500 calories. 5 mile run = 500 calories.
Mojito = 120 calories. 1 mile run = 120 calories.
Pizza slice = 310 calories. 5k run = 310 calories.
Vodka shot = 100 calories. 1 mile run = 100 calories.
Mimosa = 120 calories. 1 mile run = 120 calories.
A run and a margarita
A run and a beer
For the love of god, somebody say "walk break"
Couch-to-5k? How about one just called "couch"?
Before 6am, the world belongs to runners
The 2nd best time you can have panting & sweating
In training for [latest stupid race]
Buck up/Suck it up, Buttercup
Blisters make room for more AWESOME
Coffee: the pre-run runners' high
I suffer from plantar fasciphukthis
I speak runner
Maybe I don't need speed-work ...
Running friends and drinking friends
Slow beats couch every time
Don't fear the sweeper
For my birthday, I want a new age group.
Keep your beer, wine, and chocolate. I run for me!
Hills today, Strong tomorrow
I bet I'm less competitive than you are
I didn't trip. That was my speed-work.
I don't HAVE to run. I GET to run.
Runs well with others
Running: the cheapest sport you can't afford
I'll give you $1 not to pass me
Running makes me smile bigger
If found, YOU are my new emergency contact
Will work for registration fees
I don't train. I register.
If I run through one more spider web, I'm quitting
In training for the zombie apocalypse
If you don't like my singing ... run faster.
I'm a walker. Not a zombie. There's a difference.
You just got passed by a girl in a skirt
I run away from home 3 to 4 times a week
I heart NSAIDs
I run because hot fudge is not an optional topping
I run because I believe a sleeve of cookies is dinner
I specialize in carb-loading and refueling
I hope they never cure runners
Testing my limits
Runners - the world's largest street gang
My running partner has four legs
I wish one of my personalities liked speedwork
I wave back
I don't wave back
If race bling was ugly, I'd be spectating.
Running is awesome
No umps, no refs, no rules. Just run.
Pass with care: I'm a spitter
Pass with care: Snot rockets ahead
Race you tuh ...
Patriotic Runner
Race registration flowchart. Registration made easy.
Remember when "chip time" involved dip?
Running ... cuz chicks dig it
Running ... cuz dudes dig it
Run like a pirate: Really faaaaaarrrrr
Running gear: open at own risk
My super-power is the ability to run really really far
Increase your [s]mileage
It's not impossible. Get out of the way.
This body is being refurbished for your enjoyment
What's your carb-loading PR?
You can't spell "drunk" without "r-u-n"
Elevation chart, schmelevation chart.
Flowery "run"
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