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Funny running shirts for all runners!

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All the running shirt designs below are available in dozens of styles and colors for both men and women -- not just what is shown. This includes tee shirts, technical fabrics, and hoodies. If you have any trouble finding any of the shirts in the colors and styles that you want, just let me know!

In training for [latest stupid race]

runnig shirt graphic: In training for [latest stupid race that my stupid friends made me do]

If you're not sweating, you're doing it wrong

fun running shirt picture: If you're not sweating, you're doing it wrong

Runners - ignoring doctors since forever

fun running shirt image: Runners - ignoring doctors since forever

"Running my ass off" is just an expression

fun running shirt image: As it turns out, "running my ass off" is an expression and not a guarantee.

Runners: we suck at basketball

running shirt illustration: Runners - we suck at basketball

A vacation without a race is just bad planning

fun running shirt picture: A vacation without a race is just bad planning

Yes, I did name my watch.

running shirt picture: Yes, I did name my watch.

My warmup includes waiting for satellites

fun running shirt pic: My warmup includes waiting for satellites

I run because the alternative is choking people

funny running shirt picture: I run because the alternative involves choking people

I run because I treat chocolate like a food group

funny running shirt picture: I run because I treat chocolate like a food group

Be a runner or wear skinny-leg jeans?

funny running shirt graphic: Be a runner or wear skinny-leg jeans? You may choose only one.

Not tonight, honey. I have a long-run in the morning.

running shirt image: Not tonight, honey. I have a long-run in the morning.

Cupcake = 310 calories. 5k run = 310 calories.

running shirt graphic: Cupcake = 310 calories. 5k run = 310 calories. Coincidence?

Bloody Mary = 120 calories. 1 mile run = 120 calories.

fun running shirt image: Bloody Mary = 120 calories. 1 mile run = 120 calories. Coincidence?

Margarita = 500 calories. 5 mile run = 500 calories.

funny running shirt picture: Margarita = 500 calories. 5 mile run = 500 calories. Coincidence?

Mojito = 120 calories. 1 mile run = 120 calories.

running shirt image: Mojito = 120 calories. 1 mile run = 120 calories. Coincidence?

Pizza slice = 310 calories. 5k run = 310 calories.

funny running shirt image: Pizza slice = 310 calories. 5k run = 310 calories. Coincidence?

Vodka shot = 100 calories. 1 mile run = 100 calories.

funny running shirt graphic: Vodka shot = 100 calories. 1 mile run = 100 calories. Coincidence?

Mimosa = 120 calories. 1 mile run = 120 calories.

fun running shirt picture: Mimosa = 120 calories. 1 mile run = 120 calories. Coincidence?

A run and a margarita

running shirt image: If it can't be solved with a run and a margarita, then you really screwed up.

For the love of god, somebody say "walk break"

running shirt picture: For the love of god, somebody say "walk break"

Couch-to-5k? How about one just called "couch"?

running shirt visual: Couch-to-5k? Don't they have one just called "couch"?

Before 6am, the world belongs to runners

funny running shirt graphic: Before 6am, the world belongs to runners

The 2nd best time you can have panting & sweating

fun running shirt sample: Running - the second best time you can have panting and sweating

In training for [latest stupid race]

runnig shirt graphic: In training for [latest stupid race that my stupid wife made me do]

Buck up/Suck it up, Buttercup

runnig shirt graphic: Suck it up, buttercup. Buck up, buttercup.

Blisters make room for more AWESOME

running shirt image: Blisters are your body's way of making room for more AWESOME

Coffee: the pre-run runners' high

funny running shirt image: Coffee: the pre-run runners' high

I suffer from plantar fasciphukthis

fun running shirt pic: I suffer from plantar fasciphukthis

Maybe I don't need speed-work ...

running shirt image: Maybe I don't need speed-work ... maybe you need slow-the-hell-down-work

Running friends and drinking friends

funny running shirt picture: Do my running friends drink or do my drinking friends run

Slow beats couch every time

running shirt image: Slow beats couch every time

Don't fear the sweeper

funny running shirt picture: Don't fear the sweeper

For my birthday, I want a new age group.

funny running shirt graphic: For my birthday, I want a new age group.

Keep your beer, wine, and chocolate. I run for me!

running shirt image: Keep your beer, your wine, and your chocolate. I run for me!

Hills today, Strong tomorrow

running shirt picture: Hills today, strong tomorrow

I bet I'm less competitive than you are

fun running shirt image: I bet I'm less competitive than you are

I didn't trip. That was my speed-work.

fun running shirt picture: I didn't trip. That was my speed-work.

I don't HAVE to run. I GET to run.

fun running shirt image: I don't HAVE to run. I GET to run.

Runs well with others

fun running shirt picture: Runs well with others

Running: the cheapest sport you can't afford

funny running shirt image: running - the cheapest sport you can't afford

I'll give you $1 not to pass me

running shirt graphic: If you can read this, I'l gie you $1 not to pass me

Running makes me smile bigger

funny running shirt image: Running makes me smile bigger

If found, YOU are my new emergency contact

funny running shirt picture: If found on ground, YOU are my new emergency contact

Will work for registration fees

running shirt pic: Will work for registration fees

I don't train. I register.

fun running shirt visual: I don't train. I register.

If I run through one more spider web, I'm quitting

funny running shirt graphic: If I run through one more spider web, I'm quitting

In training for the zombie apocalypse

running shirt picture: In training for the zombie apocalypse

If you don't like my singing ... run faster.

running shirt image: If you don't like my singing ... run faster.

I'm a walker. Not a zombie. There's a difference.

fun running shirt picture: I'm a walker. Not a zombie. There's a difference.

You just got passed by a girl in a skirt

girly running shirt image: You just got passed by a girl in a skirt

I run away from home 3 to 4 times a week

funny run shirt image: I run away from home 3 to 4 times a week

I run because hot fudge is not an optional topping

running shirt graphic: I run because hot fudge is not an optional topping

I run because I believe a sleeve of cookies is dinner

running shirt image: I run because I believe a sleeve of cookies is a proper dinner

I specialize in carb-loading and refueling

running shirt picture: I specialize in carb-loading and refueling

I hope they never cure runners

running shirt picture: I don't know what's wrong with runners, but I hope they never find a cure

Runners - the world's largest street gang

running shirt display: Runners - the world's largest street gang

My running partner has four legs

funny running shirt picture: My running partner has four legs

I wish one of my personalities liked speedwork

running shirt graphic: I wish one of my personalities liked speedwork

If race bling was ugly, I'd be spectating.

funny running shirt image: If race bling was ugly, I'd be spectating.

No umps, no refs, no rules. Just run.

fun running shirt picture: No umps, no refs, no rules. Just run.

Pass with care: I'm a spitter

funny running shirt picture: Pass with care: I'm a spitter

Pass with care: Snot rockets ahead

running shirt graphic: Pass with care: Snot rockets ahead

Race registration flowchart. Registration made easy.

funny running shirt image: Race registration flowchart. Registration made easy.

Remember when "chip time" involved dip?

funny running shirt image: Remember when you thought "chip time" involved dip?

Running ... cuz chicks dig it

running shirt graphic: Running ... cuz chicks dig it

Running ... cuz dudes dig it

running shirt display: Running ... cuz dudes dig it

Run like a pirate: Really faaaaaarrrrr

funny running shirt graphic: Run like a pirate. Really faaaaaarrrrr

Running gear: open at own risk

funny running shirt image: Running gear - open at your own risk

My super-power is the ability to run really really far

Increase your [s]mileage

funny running shirt graphic: Increase your smile mileage, smileage

It's not impossible. Get out of the way.

running shirt graphic: When you're done telling me how it's impossible, please get out of the way so I can finish doing it

This body is being refurbished for your enjoyment

funny running shirt image: This body is being refurbished for your future enjoyment

What's your carb-loading PR?

funny running shirt graphic: What's your carb-loading PR?

You can't spell "drunk" without "r-u-n"

funny running shirt image: You can't spell "drunk" without "r-u-n"

Elevation chart, schmelevation chart.

running shirt image: Elevation chart, schmelevation chart.

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